I hate Mondays. 我恨星期一。
Never send a man to do a cat's job. 決不要讓人去做貓的工作。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard &Visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居,不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two. 每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè)。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的.親戚(聯(lián)系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
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